age: 32 (May 19, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2007

occupation: Chef/Home-Brewer/Ninja/Stunt-Cock

makes me happy: Boobs, Beer, Sarcasm,Friends

makes me sad: Prozac

stats: BP 120/70

heroes: Anyone that that can teach Monkeys kung-fu

into: Explosions, Pillaging, Kittens, Booze, Boobs

crush: Hops, Barley, Water, Yeast.

i lost my virginity: A hobo stole it!

sign: Stop

fantasy: Island

most humbling moment: Getting fucked over by my "best friend" for 75,000$