About Me
One time I fit my toe in my mouth
age: 31 (Mar 13, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2004
occupation: Horrid retail shit
into: Things. Many things. Lots of things. God I'm fucking bored.
crush: Ted Koppel, but he will never love me.
gets me hot: Women, especially good=looking ones in some stage of undress.
makes me happy: Killing puppies to make your Cheerios. More people should thank me for that. Alas.
heroes: Emperor Joshua Norton I
JANUARY 2012
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