age: 29 (Apr 11, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2008

occupation: Closer.

i lost my virginity: ...and your point is? Yeah, I'm pissed about it, too.

stats: Stats? WTF!! is this baseball?

makes me happy: No happy.

heroes: What is a "hero?"

fantasy: Camp.

body mods: Smashed fingers

sign: Caution: Do Not Enter

makes me sad: No sad.

most humbling moment: Waking up every morning

gets me hot: Nothing really gets me hot other than fellatio, sodomy and fornication. The thoughts of such do not materialize without observable references.