age: 44 (Apr 24, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2011

occupation: Cartoonist and "fine artist."

body mods: Wears glasses. Two small, very awful tattoos I got at a biker tattoo shop in the 80's!

sign: Snoopy the Beagle

crush: The girl with the glasses at the Circle K! HA HA!

gets me hot: Pretty eyes, cute smile, and boobs of any size.

most humbling moment: Punched in the face by Danish royality.

makes me sad: marrage, work, money, that kind of shit.

heroes: RON FUCKING SWANSON!

i lost my virginity: In my bed, wearing my socks.

stats: Number of Redbulls a week: 6 Number of blocks walked in single outing: 35 Hearing: mostly bad. Number of times listened to Pig Destroyer's cover of "Fuck You Up And Get High" in a row: 8

into: Punk, noise and noise rock, stoner rock, hardcore punk, black metal, grind, avant garde crap, loud+annoying=what I like. Comedy, cartoons, TV, live music, record store shopping, drinking beer (both good and bad), drinking coffee (mostly bad coffee!). I like comics and art, but I don't like talking about them!