age: 41 (Feb 22, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2007

occupation: Dark poet of th' End Times

most humbling moment: Life has given me no choice but to be humble...

heroes: That member of the Royal Family who was born all covered in fur and was insane

into: Writing poetry, reading, film, music,romance

body mods: 2 tattoos-shark on my left arm, ouroboros on my right.

crush: J, L and B!

fantasy: involves time travel and cavewomen hookers, also, fucking Amy Adams to the beat of Depeche Mode's "Told You So"

gets me hot: Short blonde hair, tattoos, women who are strong both physically and mentally, creative and romantic women

i lost my virginity: ...in some lady's vagina, could I please look for it in yours? :)!

sign: Slippery When Wet