About Me

Spelling Bee Runnor Up.

age: 31 (Mar 17, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2003

occupation: financial industry whipping boy

makes me happy: Schadenfreude

gets me hot: chicks who can sing in french

makes me sad: Welschmertz

crush: just about everyone

stats: .344 38 HR 112 RBI's