gender: SG
age: 28 (Jan 27, 1984)
occupation: COCKSOCKET
fantasy: my ass on every billboard across america
makes me happy: the comedic genius that is stephen lynch
i lost my virginity: i threw it away
into: honesty / laughing / art
stats: will slit your throat and rape the wound
makes me sad: the fact that i will never be able to own a panda
gets me hot: coffee
sign: language
heroes: bob fosse / oskar schindler / paul rusesabagina
crush: hello kitty
















