gender: SG

age: 28 (Jan 27, 1984)

occupation: COCKSOCKET

fantasy: my ass on every billboard across america

makes me happy: the comedic genius that is stephen lynch

i lost my virginity: i threw it away

into: honesty / laughing / art

stats: will slit your throat and rape the wound

makes me sad: the fact that i will never be able to own a panda

gets me hot: coffee

sign: language

heroes: bob fosse / oskar schindler / paul rusesabagina

crush: hello kitty